Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...