Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...