Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...