Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...