Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...