housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...