A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...