How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...