Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...