A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...