A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...