The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...