Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...