One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...