Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...