51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...