Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...