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‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....