Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.