Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...