A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...