Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...