Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...