Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...