Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...