Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...