What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...