Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...