Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...