Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...