Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...