Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...