Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?