Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...