Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...