So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...