Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...