The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...