Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...