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A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
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A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
keep flies out of the kitchen
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Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
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A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
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Greetings prospective White House interns!
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