Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...