I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...