Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
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A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
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Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
I did all of that?
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