Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...