All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...