Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...