Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table