You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...