What movies teach us
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I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
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A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...