When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.